We started from Dallas International Fort Worth Airport by 8:00 AM. We reached the exit after a while of searching and google mapping and such and finally we reach the gate. Apparently we have to pay a fee for just entering the airport! My dad had some trouble with swiping his credit card in the scanner so this guy walks over and he is hilarious. Here is the conversation, or at least what I remember of it. ----------------------------------------------------------- Guy: Do you need my help sir? Dad: I can't seem to swipe my card. Guy: Do you need my help? Because if you do you need to tell me. It is your choice. Do you want me to help or will you try yourself. Dad: Yes! I need help. Help me. Guy: Ok sir. I will help you because that is what you have instructed me to do. (Takes card from my dad's hand. Swipes it. Done.) Here you go sir. Dad: Thank you. Guy: You are welcome. It is because you told me to. That is why I have helped you. (Me: HAHAHAHAH LOL!) ----...